Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
So why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.
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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........
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You have two hands. One to help yourself, the second to help others.